Beyond the hoax, the topic is a good question, and was helpful to me as a taller person hearing from other bigger owners

Well I am a big guy too, 6'3" and 270 pounds. I just don't like being the butt end of some practical joker is all. Hell it was probably some pre-teen age boy pretending to be a woman buying her hubby a Pantera. He is probably sitting at his terminal waking off and laughing his ass off at us at the same time.
Damn them little gay sons of bithches. They make the internet a living nightmare.

Little bastards!