I'll turn on the porch light if SHE shows up.

It looks like trick AND treat but she needs to cut back on the carbs a little bit.

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needs to cut back on the carbs a little bit

Love Handles.

I WOULD TURN "OFF" THE PORCH LIGHT. HER "HEAD LIGHTS" "SAG" more than a 50 year old set of leaf springs.....YOU HAVE TO GET OUT MORE......Mark.

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YOU HAVE TO GET OUT MORE

My wife won't let me.....

(Just joking, Dear.)

Are those belly button things sorta like a grenade pin? Pull them, and all hades breaks loose? If so, can you qualify for a combat award?

Carbs aren't all bad...and the Halloween thing sorta trumps all the other stuff anyway!

Why is there a problem here?

Terry

Humm California girls, not quite what I dreamed about. Besides you can't go trick or trating line that in Canada in October!

This what we get here, mostly...(joke)

And after the Eve, it's the morning after.

Peter peter "pumpkin eater"

Is that Moosehead Beer on those steps, Denis? That was the first beer I ever had when I was about 13-14. Good stuff! (Although it made me feel that way a few times too!)

Michael