You must have tripped off at least ten speed cameras. How did you evade the helicopters and the special police task force? Were your families shocked when they saw you on the evening news? How many years did you get? More importantly, are they going to sell your confiscated cars, or just crush them?I'll go turn on the BBC now and see if they're still talking about you. They'll doubtless have some talking head going on very gravely about the menace to the very foundations of British society, some apoplectic politician yelling about the outrage and demanding summary executions, etc. etc.
Then I'm going to call my buddies in Germany. They'll doubtless be falling over and pissing themselves laughing. "Vat? Joost vun hundred miles an hour? Und zay are going to shoot zem vor it? Dat's funny! Vee do zat in our drivevay. Mit our veelchairs!! Yah! Hah ha!"
Great fun indeed.