:1. You don't get much mileage, do you?
-No, but I get more smile per gallon than you
2. What's that poking out of the hood [tunnelram]?
-So it can run on natural gas
3. Is it your car?
-No, it belongs to the bank
4. What's the mileage?
-1000 car lengths
5. How can you afford such a car (asked at a car show)?
-I don't smoke, I don't drink, and I don't spend money attending car shows
6. Is it fast?
-Ask the weeping Porsche owner I met yesterday
7. It can't have 400HP
-How else would you accelerate 1½ tons to 60 mph in 4.5 seconds?
8. What's that colour (about a candy-multi-flake-red custom paint job)?
-Red
9. What do women say to a car like that?
-Nothing, since it won't answer
10. Boy, it's noisy
-What?
11. Is it an automatic?
-I hope so, because I've never changed gear myself
12. How fast is it at the top end?
-Don't know, I dare not drive that fast
13. Do you pick up a lot of women with that car?
-Only if I forget to lock the doors while stopping at a red light
14. What does such a car cost?
-Half the price of a new VW Golf
15. What does this car have that the Golf does not?
-Size, looks, comfort, performance, joy of driving, etc. etc.
