
Um, you know white is the new black, right?
So let me do you a big favour and take that oh so too shiny black lump off your hands and replace it with a much duller and more modest white lump... No, eh? Would it help if I told you that dirt looks much more at home in my engine bay?... Scratches don't show as well?... Oh well, maybe when I re-do mine in ten years it will look as nice as yours... probably not.
