Reply to "Chirpy Exhaust Note"

DOES200's backache's are from DOING200.

At 200 mph, stress is ocurring, and physically manifesting itself in backpain, DOES200. Slow down to 150 for a while and let us know how you're feeling. Could also be that you haven't been polishing your chrome parts under the car as frequently, letting your exercise regimen slide over the winter months....recommend more polishing, more frequently.

Re: tube to ear. Why wait? Get that garden hose uncoiled and ready, lift the car under jack stands right now! With the diagnosis of potential engine woes determined tonight, you'll sleep better, have fewer Pantera nightmares and be quicker on the draw with that polishing rag.

What will the neighbors think?
Same thing they've been thinking.... That guy is advertising to every teenager driving by, "someday a kid's going to break in at night and take that thing and see if it really DOES200." They're thinking: better talk to their son about what it's like in the joint, since the kid's been foaming at the mouth when the neighbor open's his garage door and then the guy goes back in the house....leaving the car ready for a joy ride. That's what they're thinking. "Hope my kid doesn't get any ideas." That's what they're thinking!

I want Deeb to be my pit crew in Vegas next year! Bring yer jack, Deeb!