Reply to "Coast to Coast"

Maybe we should plan a West Coast to somewhere in the Central Time Zone area, and let some of those guys get together over BBQ and plan the route from there.

GP likes jokes, so here's one, kinda off color Aussie joke. Coz has good clean jokes, nicer than mine. Any way:

A bloke's wife went missing while holidaying
>on the Australian coast.He spent a terrible
>night wondering what could have happened to her.
>
>Next morning there was a knock at the door and
>he was confronted by a couple of pretty miserable
>policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable.
>
>The Sarge said: "Mate, we have some news for you,
>unfortunately some really bad news, but, some
>good news and maybe some really good news."
>
>"Well," says the bloke, "You'd better let me
>have it both barrels, what's the bad news?"
>
>The Sarge said, "I'm really sorry pal, but
>your wife is dead. Young Bill here found her
>lying at about five fathoms in a little cleft
>in the reef. He got a line around her and we
>pulled her up, but she was dead."
>
>The bloke was naturally pretty distressed to
>hear this and had a bit of a turn. After a
>few minutes he pulled himself together and
>asked what the good news was.
>
>The sarge said, "Well when we got your wife
>up there were quite a few really good sized
>lobsters and a swag of edible crabs in and
>around her swimsuit, so we've brought you your
>share." And he handed the bloke a bag with a
>couple of nice lobbies and four or five crabs
>in it.
>
>"Gee thanks," said the man. "They're bloody
>beaut... I guess it's an ill wind and all that.
>Now, what's the really good news?"
>
>"Well", the Sarge said, "Me and young Bill here
>get off duty at around 11 o'clock and we're
>gonna shoot over there and pull her up again!...
>You fancy comin' along?
>