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Reply to "Crush your car for free - AKA CA Smog Laws"

I am prepared to help you poor Pantera owners who live in the peoples republic. I am offering to adopt your cars. A sort of Pantera rescue mission as it were. A Pantera puppy farm. Your Pantera will get regular excersise and feeding but I would appreciate some help with repair bills. It will be a burden but I am feeling generous. Also you can send me all of your assault weapons and I will help you "store" them free of charge. I know I will regret making this offer as it will be a lot of additional work for me, but I can not let you guys down. So send your cars and weapons to me, Detom, here in Tennessee. Aalso generous donations to help in the car and feeding of these vehicles would be greatly appreciated.
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