Its Friday. Here's wishing each of you a safe and enjoyable weekend.
For your pleasure, I submit to you this joke:
A man walks into a bar looking disappointed and carrying a black bag over one shoulder. He sits down at the bar.
The bartender walks up to the patron and asks, "What`s in the bag?"
The man puts the bag on the bar, reaches in and pulls out a baby grand piano, a small bench and a 12 inch tall man wearing a top hat and a tux with tails. The 12 inch tall man sits down at the piano and begins playing Beethoven.
"That`s amazing!" says the bartender, his eyes wide with disbelief. "Where did he come from?"
The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a very old oil lamp. "Rub the lamp" the patron says, pushing the lamp toward the bartender.
The bartender grabs the lamp and begins rubbing it vigorously with his bar rag. Poof, with a puff of smoke, out pops an elderly, wrinkled genie. "I'll grant you one wish" the genie says to the bartender.
"I want a million bucks!" says the bartender.
"Ehh, what was that?" asks the genie, cupping his hand behind his ear.
"I want a million bucks!" repeats the bartender.
"Done" says the genie. Poof, with another puff of smoke the genie disappears back into the lamp.
Moments pass.....
Suddenly a duck appears on the bar with a poof. Then another....and another. They appear on the bar stools...on the tables...on the Budweiser sign... on the wall. POOF...POOF...POOF. Thousands...tens of thousands of ducks begin to fill the bar!
"Jeez!" shouts the bartender. "I didn`t say ducks........I said BUCKS!".
The patron at the bar, nodding, surrounded by ducks, calmly asks the batender "Do you think I asked for a 12 inch PIANIST?"
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