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4nford"Live wrong and Perspire"

A man was going through a nasty divorce. Like most of us he was being taken to the cleaners. While cleaning his stuff out of the house, he finds an old aladin type lamp in the attic. He figures that he can maybe sell it for some badly needed cash. As he's polishing the lamp . . . POOF! a genie appears and promises him three wishes. The only catch the genie says is that his ex-wife to be will get twice the amount of what he gets. His wife having taken all the money, his first wish is for a million dollars. POOF! a million dollars in cash appears before him. At the same time 2 million in cash appears before his wife. Since he now needs a house, he then wishes for a 5 bedroom house. POOF! he is instantly in a 5 bedroom mansion. At the same time his wife is transported into a 10 bedroom mansion. The genie asks "what will your third and final wish be?" The man thinks for a minute and says: "beat me half to death!"

3/24/0610:58 PM

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