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Reply to "George, My bad. I am sorry."

Here is another thing I have been thinking about George, since this will be a street car and not just a track car, we can use the fans for the air to water intercoolers in back to suck the car down on the road like that Chapperel guy did back in the sixties. We are gonna have to sneak on to the track and show up them formula one cars while they are racing. Imaging honking to pass at monte carlo and it will be you and me in the car with the airconditioner cranked up and tipping our buttery nipples at them when we pass on the straights. They will be like, who are those old coots in that awesome car???
Then they will all be like, how did you ever make a Pantera faster than a F! car?? And we will say we got fifty miles pergallon when we drove down here, but only got five in the heavy traffic after we took our wrong turn. Of course we will just say we missed our turn off and didn't know we were racing anybody. I bet they don't even haul us off to jail because they will think we are senile and stuff.
That is when the money and the women will start to flow like no tommorrow.
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