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I was driving the other day and some chick in a sports car was playing with her makeup and started to swerve into my lane. I had to jerk the wheel over to avoid her which made me drop my electric razor which knocked over my coffee which spilt into my lap which made me shout which made me drop my cigarette which started my seat on fire which made me have to iunterrupt my phone call so I could dial 911. F%#@%ng cow!!

Blaine
P.S. Sorry I cant take credit for that one.
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