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David:

Sorry to hear about your luggage tub travails. However, I think your concern for your gleaming engine compartment is misplaced. As we all know, our cars act as a vacuum cleaner for road grime, which is deposited in the engine bay. Given the proposed driving distances, unless you plan to be detailing your engine bay at each gas stop, you will find that you will be happy for a luggage tub to hide the unavoidable mess under it.

I really hope the ladies who will be coming along will have a high tolerance for speed on twisty mountain roads. I recommend that all participants planning to bring their wives install protective covers on their dashboards and headliners to prevent clawmarks. Perhaps we should contact the vendors to start manufacturing a kit (which, for convenience, should include a "do-it-yourself divorce kit"), because I don't think this will be the first or last time this issue will come up.
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