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How about this plan? Subject: Peace plan by Robin Williams

The Perfect Plan
Lot of people yelling for peace, but have not heard of a plan, so heres one. Leave it up to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. We need the US ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

The US will apoligize to the world for our “interference” in their affairs, past & present. We will promise not to “interfere” again.
We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, and the Philippines. They don’t want us there. We would station our troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.
All Illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We will give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless who they are. France would welcome them!!!
All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90-day visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don’t like it there, change it yourself or don’t hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don’t need anymore cab drivers!
No “students” over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don’t attend classes, they get a D and its back home baby!!!
This will make a strong effort to become self sufficient, energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require temporary drilling in the Alaskan wilderness. “ The Caribou will have to cope for awhile” !!!!
Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries, $10.00 a barrel for their oil. If they don’t like it, we go somewhere else.
If there is a famine or another castrophe in the world, we will not “interfere” They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement, or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give the gets lost, or taken by another army. The people who need it most get very little anyway.
Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don’t need the spies and fair whether friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
Use the buildings as a replacement for the twin towers
All Americans must got to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us “ugly Americans” any longer.
Now isn’t that a winner of a plan!!
The Statue of liberty is no longer saying,” Give me your poor, Your tires, Your huddled masses". She got a baseball bat and she’s yelling. "You want a piece of me!!!!!!!