quote:CROP DUSTING
When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from.
Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your
pants
CAUTION ALERT (1)!
Since a fart is defined as a turd honking for a passing lane, make sure you are walking in the direction of the restroom.
CAUTION ALERT (2)!
You know you're in big trouble if your fart gets knots in it.
Once I walked into a stall in a restroom to take care of business, and abandoned on the floor next to the commode were a pair of underware!
Guess the previous occupant had a few knots in his fart! The only course of action was to immediately exit the restroom and find another, so no one would suspect me of leaving my underware behind! I had decided if some one were entering the restroom as I was exiting, I would definitly have to pull my pants down to my ankles and adjust my shirt tail, so as to prove the abandon underware were not mine, since "who in the world would carry a spare set of drawers around with them" thus proving my innocence in the matter.Poor dude, however, to his credit, he did not try and 'tamper with the evidence' because if he did, and tried to flush his underware down the toilet, of course the toilet would have backed up and run over into the restroom floor and possibly the hallway, causing criminal damage to property. I could just imagine a search warrant to require everybody to pull their pants down to their ankles and prove they weren't the criminal!! Hell, the boss may not even need a search warrant!
Too Funny! HAHAHA