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Originally posted by David B:
They have lots of stuff that I don't have - timeshares, country homes, hobbies and friends. And best of all they get four weeks off every year to enjoy it ... I'm on pretty much 24/7 and live in a pressure cooker of my own design ... Their only worry is that if the stress kills me, who will take care of them?


David,

If you need help relaxing, maybe its time to retire and relocate to Ventura. We can soak in the hot tub with a bottle of cab every night, look up at the stars in the clear sky. I'll keep the steaks on the BBQ too. The temp was in the high 70's today (farenheit). Think of all the money you'd save on your heating bill. You can drive your Pantera throughout the year. The Pacific Ocean. Bikinis. Palm trees. Beautiful women of all ages on every corner.

We can build our Ventura Pantera Posse. My friend Doug & his wife Julie can come over & join us; George Walker is in Ventura too. Eventually I'm going to convince Coz & Elaine to move out here too.

You once told me southern Californians reminded you of the French. So a move to Ventura from Montreal shouldn't be that much of a culture shock, eh?

And the biggest benefit, you'll get to tease your Canadian buddies with igloo jokes!
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