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So true!

20. ACRONYTIS: Thumb-joint pain caused by texting acronyms for everything, then having to type it all out anyway when people can't figure out what you mean eg OMWWWSTMAAWT? (Oh Man, Where Were We Supposed To Meet, And At What Time?)

21. WMD: Workers of Mass Distraction - people who disrupt the tranquility of a cube farm by doing things such as (a) Loudly discussing what they did on the weekend, (b) Listening to their messages on speakerphone, (c) Regularly wear too much cologne/perfume, or microwave fish, extra buttery popcorn (and burn it) or other foods that emit noxious fumes, (d) listening to music on headphones, and humming along

22. GRINCHING: The sudden disappearance of tape from the supply room in November, and appearance of a sign saying that the supplier has run out until January
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