Not to rain on your parade Donny but in reviewing this thread there wasn't one post criticizing you as being a menace to society.
The worst Demons are the ones that you imagine are out there and coming for you but if I was a legal council I'd recommend that you don't post anywhere where and how you violated the law on public property.
State Fuzz in the past has come knocking on others doors for such public admissions. That certainly isn't what I want or would want to hear about in your case.
Squashed gila monsters? That's your problem. You're the one that has to scrape them off of the car. 