A senior citizen goes to the doctor for a check up. The doctor was telling him his results and asking question about his mental capacity. Doc asked him about his connection with his God. The old man told him that it was strong and went on to telling about everytime he gets up at night to take a leak the Good Lord turns a light on for him. The old man leaves. The wife called up to see how he was doing. The doctor told her he was in good health and told her the story about the "light"!
She laughed and said, "The old fool is still peeing in the refrigerator"
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