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Old guy's walking beside a lake. This frog says to him, "Excuse me!". The old guy looks down and sees the frog. The frog repeats, "Excuse me!", then adds, "Can you do me a favor?".

The old guy can't believe his eyes and ears. A talking frog! The frog says, "You see, I'm not really a frog. I'm a beautiful princess, but I got turned into the frog by an ogre. If you kiss me, I'll turn back into a princess. In return, I'll spend a week with you, and I assure you, it'll be a week you will never forget.".

The old guy picks up the frog, puts her into he shirt pocket and turns around and heads for home.

The frog pokes her head up out of his pocket and asks, "Didn't you hear me??".

The old guy says, "Yeah, I heard you. But at my age, I'd just as soon have a talking frog!".

12/22/157:52 AM

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