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This young cowboy walks into a saloon and grabs a stool at the bar. Next to him is an old cowboy, hat pulled down low, just sitting and staring at a bowl of chili. The young cowboy orders a beer and starts drinking it. The old guy just stares at that chili.

After several minutes pass like this, the young cowboy asks the old cowboy, "Mister, if you ain't gonna do anything with that chili, mind if I take a crack at it? The old cowboy doesn't speak a word, just slides the bowl sideways.

The young cowboy takes a taste, and it's not bad, so he tears into it. But about halfway through, he discovers a dead mouse in the chili at the bottom. He immediately vomits back into the bowl.

The old cowboy glances sideways at him and says, "That's about how far I got too."...

12/22/158:01 AM

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