Reply to "Steering Wheel @ 1:00 O'Clock"

Questions and stories.
Questions:
It came to be at 1:00 O'clock when I pulled the steering wheel off to investigate the turn signal switch. The turn signal switch has the high low beam function on it, and I wasn't getting high beams, so I pulled the steering wheel off and found the loose connection for the high beams. But I didn't pull into my garage exactly straight, running from the cops and all, so the wheels weren't straight forward. When I put the steering wheel back on, it became tilted to the 1:00 O'clock position, being straight up with turned front wheels.

Stories:
It was Deeb who told that famous story about how there's a fast left sweepr turn close to his home, that he likes to test his cat's G-loading capability. The story goes like this. One night, there's some cops at the turn and see Deeb doing the drift, awfully close to that left hand curbing he accuses me of coming in contact with.... Anywhoo, ol' Deeb JUMPS out of his Pantera, lifts the rear deck lid and tells the cops that there's this loose wire or something, maybe it was a fuel delivery issue, which just happens on fast left handers, at 5,950 rpm's, so he tells the cops he waited until dark, and no traffic, so's it'll be safe to try and diagnose this problem. Deeb asks such Officers if'n they have any such experience and can assist in his diagnosis, skillfully distracting their attention from his driving 'fact pattern' onto his 'fictitious diagnosis problem'. And WE ALL REMEMBER, it worked! Fast talking Deeb explained to us common folk how to think extremely fast, distract their attention from the proper law enforcement inquiry, onto a much more interesting topic, while showing off his engine and machinery.

Isn't that the story Deeb? The true-life story you told? Yep, it is. So, therefore, it's Deeb who is much more suspect at the allegations of smacking left hand curbing. So, now we know Deeb must likely have certain experiences with adjusting the steering wheel from 1:00 back to 12:00 O'clock. And if'n I remeber the story correctly, that must be 1:00 AM O'clock. ;-) Remember any of this Deeb? So, the question is, Deeb, did you ever fix your 1:00 O'clock AM steering problem, too?

By the way, how's that fast left hand sweeper turn doing up there in Canada these days? Getting maximum G-force loading on your neck muscles still? Getting bigger shirts with larger collar sizes from all those neck muscles that keep getting thicker and beefier from the G-force work outs to them neck muscles? Must be nice, being able to talk and think so fast and smoothly, Deeb. Successfully distracting law enforcement officers and all. A license to speed thru left hand turns and all. Careful of them curbs!