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marlinjackThe Machinist #5723 AMARGOSA MACHINE 'Running on Empty- Middle of Nowhere'

...A Cop pulls over a Gorgeous Women driving a Detomaso Pantera.

Walks up to Her window and asks..."May I see your License, I'll be issuing a Citation for Speeding"

The Women hands over Her Drivers' License, Along with a 100 Dollar Bill.

"No, Mame it is Illegal for You to offer Me a Bribe!" "Oh NO Officer, This is a Donation to the Policemens' BALL!"

The officer replies..."Policemen Don't Have BALLS!"

Realizing what He had just said, hands the License and Bill, back to the Women and returns to his Cruiser.

1/11/248:42 AM

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