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marlinjackThe Machinist #5723 AMARGOSA MACHINE 'Running on Empty- Middle of Nowhere'

...It's our anniversary, and My Wife said, if I don't buy her something New and Shiny, and have it sitting out in the driveway, we're Done!!

I Bought her a Toaster, and sat it out There!

Then she said, I want to go out to dinner, somewhere 'Expensive'! I took her to a 'Gas Station'!

My Wife told Me that I Never Listen to Her...At Least That's What I Think She Said!

Men!! You want to Get a Womans' Attention? Yell..."Shoe-Sale, Shoe-Sale".

...I'll be Sleeping on the Couch Tonight!

1/15/247:18 AM

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