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marlinjackThe Machinist #5723 AMARGOSA MACHINE 'Running on Empty- Middle of Nowhere'

Standing up in Court addressed by the Judge. "You were caught on Radar, Speeding! Your Citation reads, 95 mph in a 55 Zone!"

"...Your Honor, I have in My Hand Documented Proof, Witnessed by the Officer, that I was Being 'Shot in the Face' by a 'Infared Lazar'. I could Not Accurately 'Read' the Speedometer!"

Case Dismissed!

Next case:

Speeding: "Your Honor, My Wife was Leaving Town, on Vacation to Visit Family and Friends in Florida, for TWO Weeks!!" "I was in a Great Hurry to get Her to the Airport!!"

Case Dismissed!

1/15/247:56 AM

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