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rockyMember

These might be considered “groaners”, but, I think they are mildly funny…

A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies: "No, I'm traveling light."

An electron is driving down a motorway and a policeman pulls him over. The policeman says: "Sir, do you realize you were travelling at 130 km per hour?" The electron goes: "Oh great, now I'm lost."

(Science explanation: if you know the speed of an electron, you can’t know its position, and vice versa…. Very quantum!)

The barman says: "We don't serve faster-than-light particles here." A tachyon enters a bar.

Never trust an atom. They make up everything.

Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on a technicality!

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