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marlinjackThe Machinist #5723 AMARGOSA MACHINE 'Running on Empty- Middle of Nowhere'

...A Very Old Holy Priest is down deep in the basement of his Religious Building. He is going through the most Ancient Archives, and has been studying the Holy Texts, that were Translated Thousands of Years ago. Texts of the Rules he has lived by, his ENTIRE Life. He is crying uncontrollably...Hurtful tears running down his Checks, when an Apprentice approaches him, asking what has gone Wrong?? His Only Reply...

"The WORD is Celebrate!!!"

(Not 'Celibate')

4/12/242:56 PM

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