Reply to "This will never happen again in a million years"

NO, I can't say that I ever had a funny feeling, except maybe the time I was driving down (south) on Highway 1 along the California coast. I was stuck behind a huge MotorHome (more like a MotorHOTEL), for miles and miles, doing around 40 MPH, with a DOUBLE YELLOW line ALL the way (Illegal to Pass). After about 20 miles, I could Not take 'It' any longer; I broke the law, and pulled out fast, on a 'slight' Hill, and passed! JUST as I was pulling right, back in front of the MotorHome, I was close to a 'Head on collision' with the Oncoming Vehicle!! Ya, You guessed it! It was a Califonia Highway Patrol Cruiser! You should have seen the look on his face! That officer swung that sedan around in one of the fastest '180' turns I have ever seen!! BOOM! RED LIGHTS in MY Mirrors! Ofcourse I Pulled over; He didn't take me to jail, but he had me exit the car and stand on the side of the road, with him, while he wrote out My ticket. Guess he wanted to observe weather or not I was Under the Influence, or not. I was not. If I remember correctly, That Citation cost me a day in court and $400. My point being: When I was young, once, I my not have had All good sense! But I always had PERFECT Timing!! LOL!