Reply to "This will never happen again in a million years"

On my way to Utah, just outside a little southern town, two police cars backed in facing the hy, two Barny Fifes in the middle of the road pointing a radar gun at me. I realized what was happining when they bumped into each other trying to get to their cars when I stopped right in front of them so they could not pull onto the road and put my window down and asked...what are you going to do? chase me? They just asked me to pull over relax and get a 4 point 70 in a 35 speed trap. The funniest thing is when I went to court. There was a local black dude that had obviously been in front of that judge before. He was caught with two kinds of pot in his socks. The judge asked him why he had different baggies. The dude said one was hydro and the other was just regular pot. Then the judge said..Oh you mix them together do you. The dude looked up at the judge and said No No NO then he had an apparition and said " Well I guess you could" It was hilarious.. the judge gave him a new idea. My fine was reduced to $50.. To this day I still use the response..." I guess you could!"