Reply to "Want to trade? My hobby for yours"

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For some reason, this thread reminds me of a wife-related joke.

Two high-school classmates meet on the street and get to chatting. One did quite well for himself financially, while the other had not. It turned out they were both out shopping for anniversary presents, and the conversation got around to what each man had bought his wife as a present.

The rich guy mentioned that he'd gotten his wife a diamond ring and a Pantera (orig. BMW), and the poor guy asked why. "In case she doesn't like the ring, she can return it to the store in the Pantera" was the reply, "What'd you buy?".

The poor guy says, "I got her a vacuum cleaner and a dildo.". Why, asked the rich guy? "That way, in case she doesn't like the vacuum cleaner, she can go *** herself."

I too am married, and my wife loves the Pantera. Not so much the vacuum cleaner. Good luck in your search for both a Pantera and an enabling wife.

11/16/1210:05 AM

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