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But wait...if you call now, we'll throw in a Shamwow, a Popeil Fisherman, 14 cans of popcorn, and the Presidential candidate of your choice. This offer is only good for the next 4 million callers. But wait, if you call in the next month or so, we will send you the incredible crying towel. You haven't seen anything until you see how many teardrops you can sop up with this towel. But wait, if you call anytime in this century, we'll refund all of your money and send you stock certificates in all the major automotive manufacturing companies for free! Don't wait...call now.!!

(Actually the WD40 stuff does some pretty amazing things...and you don't have to call now!)
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