I was standing in a bar one evening minding my own business, a really ugly chick came up behind me and grabbed my behind and said "your kinda cute, you got a phone number"
I said "you got a pen".
she said "yes I gotta pen"
I said "you better get back in it before the farmer misses you"
cost me 6 stitches but when your over 60 who cares.
Cowboy
"Give me 3 packets of condoms please"
Lady cashier
"Do you need a paper bag with that sir?"
Cowboy.
" Nah she's purty good looking"
When your over 60 who cares...............
I was talking to a young woman in a bar last night.
she said "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave, and got your hair cut you would be all right.
I said "If I did that I would be talking to those girls over there instead of you".
cost me a fat lip but when your over 60...........who cares.
I was explaining to a woman in the pub after a few beers about my ability to guess what day a woman was born, by fondling her breasts.
Really she said, "Go on then try"
after about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "come on then when was I born?"
I said yesterday!
cost me a kick, but when your over 60 who cares....................
I got cought taking a pee in the swimming pool today.
The lifeguard shouted so loud at me I nearly fell in.
Cost me a fat lip but when your over 60 who cares..........................
I went to the pub last night, saw a BIG woman dancing on the table, "nice Legs I said"
The woman giggled and said "do you really think so?"
Definitely I replied , most tables would have collapsed by now.
All the above stolen from the UK's Triumph TR forum, sent in by "Little Jim" from Australia.
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