Monday morning the Boss comes in to work with two black eyes! His Secretary asks what the hell happened to you? So the Boss tells her, oh I got these in Church!
The secretary says, yeah right! No really he says, you know yesterday was really hot, so while in church, you know the Minster has you stand then kneel then stand then sit then stand again, well there was this rather large lady in front of me and when she stood up her dress was kinda stuck in her butt! I thought that had to be uncomfortable so I give her dress a little tug, you know to help her out! That's when she smacked me in my right eye! So I figured she must like it that way...so I tucked it right back in for her!
Ya try to be a nice guy and look what it gets you!
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