Reply to "When your over 60."

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat Jewish rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies. You'll feel like 40 again!"

So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help.

He said, "Do you have any Jewish rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it over there with a half dozen loaves still on it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want all six loaves."

She said, "Are you having a gathering?

He said "No, they are just for me."

She said "My goodness, six loaves! You realize that by the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard as a rock."

He replied, "I can't believe it. Everybody knows about this shit but me."