OK, first off, just because Will needed to add wide-ass flares and black paint to compensate for his um, "diminutive tool", doesn't mean that everyone who drives a white car is gay ("not that there is anything wrong with that" - J. Seinfeld) — although a preference for pearl white IS a good indicator that you might be.
White is the practical choice for those of us who are too lazy to keep our cars spotlessly clean and ding-free. We can get away with cheaper paint jobs (leaves more beer money) and don't need to waste money getting our A/C recharged either. Black is great for people who like to show off their wretchedly excessive wealth. Red is for people who really wanted a Ferrari but were too cheap to buy one (or can't afford the maintenance). I can't really deride people who have yellow or orange cars because they have enough problems. Of course, if you go for silver, you just want to blend in with all the Buicks and Audis.
Mark
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