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For you parents considering the "hooked on phonics" system for your child . . . .


A Frickin' Elephant

Jake is 5 years old and learning to read.
He points at a picture in a zoo book and says,
'Look Mama! It's a frickin' Elephant!'
Deep breath ... 'What did you call it?'
'It's a frickin' Elephant, Mama!
It says so on the picture!'
and so it does ...




' A f r i c a n Elephant '

Hooked on phonics!!!
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Damn, back to responsibility and "no messing around on the internet rules." How are the rest of us supposed to get our daily dose of mirth and amusement? You didn't even think about us did you?

Don't blame it on me; you applied for the position!

I'm thinking the hydraulic cylinders in the lifts and a bunch of places in the DeTomaso's could go dry while you are busy. Want a butt-monkey to keep them lubricated? Smiler

Terry
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