It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the son of proud Mexican immigrants, entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said, Give me Liberty or give me Death?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up, "Patrick Henry, 1775".
"Very good" appraised the teacher, "Now who said Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not parish from the earth?" Again no response, except from Pedro, "Abraham Lincoln 1863".
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class you should be ashamed! Pedro who is new to our country, knows more about it's history then you do".
She heard a loud whisper, "Screw the Mexicans". "Who said that?" she demanded. "Jim Bowie 1836" replied Pedro.
At that point a student in back said," I'm gonna puke". The teacher glared and asked, "All right who said that"? Pedro offered " George Bush to the japanese prime minister, 1991".
Now furious, another yelled, "Oh yeah! suck this." Pedro jumped out of his chair, waving his hand and shouting to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky 1997".
Now with almost a mob hysteria, the teacher exclaimed, "You little pain in the butt, if you say anything else, I'll kill you!" Pedro frantically yelled, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001".
The teacher fainted, and the class gathered around her on the floor. Some one said, "Oh hell we're in BIG trouble now". Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein 2003".
your friend on the PIBB, George
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