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FINALLY..THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES



A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it.”

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
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A blind fellow unknowingly finds himself in a girl gay bar and decides to try and break the ice. He opens with his best blonde joke.

Before he gets very far the bartender interrupts him and says "Before you go any further, I'd like to let you know that your audience is, besides myself, two truck drivers, a bank VP, and a cop. All women and all blondes. Are you sure you want to continue that joke?" The blind fellow pauses and replies "No, Not if I'm going to have to explain it five times."
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