A Bass was in the stream and saw the fly. The Bass thought "You know if that fly drops 4 inches I can jump up and grap him and that would be a nice snack!".
At the same time a Bear was standing near the stream and thought, "If that Bass jumps up for that Fly, I can reach out and grab the fish, and I can have a snack".
There standing in the treeline was a hunter, and he thought "If the Fly drops down, and the bear reaches out to grab the fish I will have a clean shot at the bear, and I can have a nice trophy!".
Standing behind the hunter in a clump of grass was a mouse, and he thought "that if the hunter steps out from behind the tree to take the shot at the bear. That chunk of Cheese will fall out of his pocket. I can run over and take it , and I will have a nice meal".
There sitting on a rock beside the stream was a cat, and he thought "that if the chunk of cheese falls out of the hunters pocket the mouse will bolt from his clump of grass, and I can pounce on the mouse and have a nice meal".
Well wouldn't you know, the Fly drops down 4 inces, the Bass jumps up and eats him, the bear reaches out and catches the Bass, the hunter steps out from behind the tree and shoots the bear, the chunk of cheese falls from the hunters pocket and the mouse races over to steal it, and the CAT falls in the water.
The Moral of this story is: Anytime a fly drops 4 inches a pussy's going to get wet!!
Jeff
