You stupid bastard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock? How in the hell can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world. She has a body to die for and her current wealth is shadowed only by Oprah. Your wife even beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now known as "America's Sweetheart."
You also remember she just won an Oscar and praised you up and down in front of the whole world while you were porking away. You're really a piece of work! And you're the most hated a** hole cheater on the planet! How can you live with yourself?
I have only one thing to say to the despicable, miserable, cheating piece of sh*t that you are...Thanks for taking the heat off of me! Let's do lunch!
Tiger
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