About those Buttery Nipples

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How come you're so slim George?

The answer is obvious -

He sweats it all off in the hot tub

Larry

I thought it was the running around after all those young ins in the spa

Well guys,

actually, I'm carrying around about 10 pounds too much, I've got a bit of an old guys belly. My pants fit tight too David! Rather than point the finger at my beloved buttery nipples, I blame it on old age, it's meant to be.

David, one of my secrets for hiding it is the aloha shirts. But the most attractive part of anybody's appearance is a big smile. You'd be surprised how attractive a smile is, and how much weight a good smile can cover up. Attitude is everything in life, and with appearance it is no different. I'm comfortable in my skin. Life is too short to sweat the small stuff, or the stuff I can't change. My goal is to enjoy life, and help others as the opportunity arises.

If I comment about my belly some of the girlies just giggle, some will say "you're not fat George", others say that "it's just a man's belly". Of course, the women my age have no room to comment, since they're carrying more extra weight than I am. The only lady unhappy about my weight is my doctor. But when you're sitting naked in a hot tub full of young ladies, it's hard to remember why I was supposed to lose weight.

Your jolly friend on the DTBB, George

you've got the right attitude George. the world needs more people like you..

George wears the same size pants he did in high school.... he just wears them a little lower now

Thanks Greoge, I never noticed how much you are starting to look like me. And if the girls are still chasing you, then it sure makes me feel much better.

I'm just bringing this post back to the front so George doesn't miss my beautiful waist extension.

What a laugh, I love it. I should have my Santa beard on. (I really do own a Santa beard)

looks like I'm ready to drop a calf. Or I'm stealing a watermelon from farmer Jones' field.

Now, where's that bikini you guys wanted me to pose in?

Your friend on the DTBB, George

Do they make seat belt extensions for the Pantera?