Ok, while we're on the subject:
A blonde is riding a horse galloping furiously. Slowly she begins to lose her seating and begins tipping over to one side. She eventually slips off the saddle and falls to the ground. Her foot gets caught in the stirrup and her head begins to pound on the ground. Just as she's about to lose consiousness . . . the Walmart manager comes out of the store and pulls out the plug.
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