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Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBreast will cost $499 with 4 GB of memory or $599 with 8 GB. This is a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them

4/8/079:48 AM

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Oh cool! Where do they put the speaker?

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Originally posted by PanteraDoug:
...Where do they put the speaker...

I couldn't find a picture of a woman posing with the speaker, but this pic will give you an idea of where I think a woman should wear the speaker so it will do the most good.

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