Your wife decides to go out with her friends on a girls nightdancing . .
You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night . .
You hear her stumble into bed around 4am and laugh knowing she's going
to have a monster hangover . . .
You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she
used last night . . .
You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece . . .
You circle the car looking for dents and find none . . .
But then . . . Wait a minute . . .
A picture is worth a thousand words . .