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Birthday Barbie

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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have: Work out Barbie for $19.95 Shopping Barbie for $19.95 Beach Barbie for $19.95 Disco Barbie for $19.95 Divorced Barbie for $265.95".

The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and all the others only $19.95?"

The salesperson answers: "Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with:

Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and... One of Ken's Friends.
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George PGeorge PAdmin.
Mark, you'll like this:

Divorced Ken comes with a certificate of authenticity, he's the real deal, guranteed to go up in value. Well made, doesn't look any worse with age, looks good in most any outfit and makes a fine compliment with just about any other doll in the collection. I hear dolls like the divorced Kens are hard to find.

The divorced Barbie is cheaply made, gets old looking with age, no good for anything but to sit on a shelf, try and play with her and you'll find she's not the least bit entertaining, about the only thing she's good for is buying her new outfits. They are a dime a dozen and do nothing to increase the value of your collection.

your divorced friend on the DTBB, George
L lastpushbutton (Guest)
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Originally posted by Mark#6808:
Poor Ken? He got of easy! Maybe now he can go and buy that Pantera he always wanted Wink
That's not how it works, first he has to buy his house again......My sister always said you can live in your car, but you can't ride around n your house!! Eeker
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