Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry. She told him, "Tomorrow
morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that
goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds
AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up she looked out the window and
sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle
of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on
Her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the
box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand
new Bathroom Scale.
Ed has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.
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