Friday Joke - Midlife Crisis

Cheap advice!

My old lady said." Why would a 25 year old want to be with an old man?" Then she kissed me, and I smiled..

Cheap advice? PRICELESS!!!

Now now Garth,

I've met your wife and trust me, you are still sleeping with a hot blonde.

Larry (still sleeping with a hot brunette)

Thats good advice.Women have a way of putting it into perspective.I'd be SPEECHLESS.

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Originally posted by garth66:

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She then told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde. And that she would make sure that I once again would be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10 inch black and white TV.

Would you be able to keep the Pantera if you shacked up with the 25 year old hottie? That would probably change my response.

I kept mine .. matter of fact I kept the house, the business and the Pantera... lost the Shelby but found me a hot 3o yrld brazilian ... ya who !! LOL

way to go Ron!

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Originally posted by accobra:
I kept mine .. matter of fact I kept the house, the business and the Pantera... lost the Shelby but found me a hot 3o yrld brazilian ... ya who !! LOL

Sounds like you had a hell of a lawyer!

Now post pics of the Brazilian!

Thanks George

It was a long road but well worth it. I was in no hurry

" I was in a nice house, a nice car, a king-size bed and a plasma big screen TV. " She was in a cheap apartment, a cheap car, she slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV."

and I had the best NYC Lawyer.

NEVER GIVE UP !

i lost 2 70 boss 302's one concorse one show driver,a completely restored 1958 sportster and every thing that wasn't nailed down,but i kept the house,stone house stone garage,in a small town neighborhood,2 kids i got one she got the other,no child support,after 17yrs.i'm still single and plan on staying that way,the x would come over and spend the nite we got along better devoriced,even married she'd still come ove and spend a nite or two,she remarried a deputy sheriff.she was killed a year ago with her sister,and her husband just recieved a check for 450k,rats ass!nice guy but as dunb as a post,i'd give her hickies and wouldn't tell her,until she got home,then she'd call.you f**king asshole! and she'd laugh.dumb as a post.i now have a pantera,a boss 302,a 69'428 cj plain jane cougar;r code,69 hemi roadrunner,2 old harley davidson's,new roof,central air,siding and trim,rent the upstairs out for my fun money,i'm back. les

Exactly, I'm happy to hear that your back because I am too ... with all the horror stories of women taking men to the cleaners .. its good to hear a couple good ones once in a while. Not to sound shovenistic ... but one day try listening to women conversations on this subject ... its not nice at all.

Ron