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Friday's Joke

George PGeorge PAdmin.
Well my friends, another Friday is upon us. Everyone have a safe, relaxing and enjoyable weekend. Get out and drive your Pantera if you can. Don't miss an opportunity to share your passion with somebody new.

For your entertainment, I submit the following:


Two Irishmen went into a pub and had a few beers. One got up and went into the bathroom while the other remained at the bar talking to the bartender.

All of a sudden there was a loud scream coming from the bathroom. The Irishman at the bar said to the bartender that it sounded like his mate screaming, so he headed to the bathroom to investigate.

The concerned Irishman went inside and asked his mate what the problem was. His friend replied that everytime he flushed the toilet something reached up and squeezed the family jewels.

The Irishman gazed at his mate with disbelief, shook his head, and said as he bellowed in laughter, "Ah, Angus, you drunken son of the old sod, sittin' on the mop bucket you are!"

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L lastpushbutton (Guest)
Funny.He.HE. You would have been proud of me George. Yesterday 2 young boys just out of high school or maybe the summer were poking around looking for leads to sell vynal windows. When they got to my house they looked around a litte and saw the Pantera. They lost all thoughts of vynal and spent the next 15 min. checking out my car. One knew what it was but had never seen one. I made sure and let them get an earful too, Like you said.....somebodyis going to have to carry the torch in the future!
D detom (Guest)
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Most ask if it was difficult to assemble and how did I get the VW engine to sound like that.

Here is what you tell them Doug. You fabricated every single part by hand. It took you thirty years and had to start over a few times because it wasn't a pure expresion of your creative genious. You tell them that designing and fabricating that engine was the most challenging part. That it has seven thousand horsepower and gets two hundred miles per gallon and that agents of the oil and auto companies are constantly trying to kill you to silence your design. That you have a liscense to kill and secretly work for MI6. You had to give up your carrer in pro-football because the agents of evil were endangering your fans by trying to kill you. All because you are a genius enamoured by automotive technology.
That is what I always do. I call it fishing for suckers.
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