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4nford"Live wrong and Perspire"

Roger was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.

Patti was really angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE."

The next morning Roger got up early and left for work. When Patti woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, she put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for Roger have been scheduled for Friday

9/2/0612:08 AM

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9/2/067:53 AM

4nford"Live wrong and Perspire"

That was hilarious, my wife didn't think it was that funny!

rapidMember

Now thats funny!

9/4/067:30 AM

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