Drive your Pantera if you can, share your passion with a stranger.
For your enjoyment, I submit the following:
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A little boy was lost at the supermarket. He walked up and down a couple of aisles until he spied a security guard. He ran to the security guard and said "I've lost my dad, please help."
The security guard asked the little boy "What's your dad like?" and the little boy replied "Beer, and women with big boobs."
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An Irishman had no idea his wife was having an affair, so he was insane with grief when coming home early one day he caught her and her lover in the act.
He grabbed a pistol and pointed it at his head, which made his wife burst out laughing.
"I wouldn't laugh if I were you," he cried, "you're next."
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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.
The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the final couple was newlywed.
Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.
"Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.
"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."
